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A man drinks in three cases: when it is bad - from grief, when it is good - from joy and when everything is normal - from boredom.
Sometimes exactly the same actions lead to completely different results. For example, if a man washes, he looks better. And if a woman washes?
No, I’m not cheerful, I’m already hysterical ...
It is impossible to find out anything from a woman at any age: the girl's memory smoothly turns into female secrets, and they, in turn, into senile sclerosis.
Paradise is any place on Earth without alarms, Mondays, and bosses.
Every self-respecting man should know two phrases: "Let him devour! And Let him devour calmly!"
Again, the year of the name of some next cattle is coming ... And so I wanted to live like a human being!
A person spends 30% of his life in a dream. The rest 70 wants to sleep ...
Every man dreams of a woman whom he could love, respect and deceive.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up.
Two evils, you say? Also me, assortment!
Conscience was invented by evil people so that it would torment the good.
A young beautiful woman is a miracle of nature. An elderly beautiful woman is a miracle of art.
Careers are more difficult for women, because they do not have a wife to push them forward.
A woman is such a subtle creature that she begins to feel sorry for you a few days before her betrayal.
An honest woman is a woman who never lies, unless, of course, it is about her age, her weight and her husband's earnings.
Unfortunately, a woman of indefinite age can be up to a certain age.
All women are young, but some are younger than others.
You cannot trust a woman who does not hide her age. Such a woman does not hesitate to say anything.
Women do not forgive us for our mistakes - or even their own.
Women truly believe that they dress up for our pleasure, or for their own. They actually dress up to surprise each other.
He is unbearable - it is impossible for him to prove him wrong if he is right.
Sometimes just beauty is hidden under the make-up.
The inscription inside the masculine wedding ring: This rare woodpecker was caught and ringed in Moscow in 1995.
We can't live without fools, we are smarter with them.
If I had an invisibility hat, my leg would get tired of kicking.
I have been living below the harm line for a long time.
You have to lie so that it comes true later.
In Russia, they are not looking for happiness, they are waiting.
I'll be your dentist if you don't shut up.
1. You can kiss a beautiful woman endlessly and never end up in the same place.
Janusz Makarchik
2. A woman is a human being who dresses, talks and undresses.
Voltaire
3. It takes two to get married - a lonely girl and an anxious mother.
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4. Even the most Beautiful legs end somewhere.
Julian Tuwim
5. He loves her more than all others, but he needs others to be sure of this.
Natalie Clifford Barney
6. Do not rush to your wife shouting "I know everything!"
"Pshekruj"
7. Do not run after the woman or the tram. The next one will always come.
Italian dictum
8. Men who treat women with the most respect are rarely the most successful with them.
Joseph Addison
9. Of two evils, choose the cutest.
Caroline Wells
10. The world is small: in the end, we will all meet in bed.
Brigitte Bardot
11. Always tell a woman that she is not like others, if you want to get from her what you get from others.
Wyndham Lewis
12. Womanizer seldom think of a whole woman at once.
Hedgehog Karetsky
13. People have the right to engage in any sexual practice that they like. However, they should avoid sex with goats.
Elton John
14. Being a man is good already because you don't have to kiss someone else's three-day stubble.
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15. For a woman, the first kiss is the end of the beginning, for a man, the beginning of the end.
Helen Rowland
16. Sex is the funniest thing I could do without laughing.
Woody Allen
17. The pessimist claims that all women are whores, and the optimist hopes so.
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18. Sex, does not concern anyone, except for those three who participate in it.
Unknown american
19. Nymphomaniac: a woman who wants to make love in the evening even though she did her hair in the morning.
Maureen Limpan
20. I will come to your room at five in the evening, if I am late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
21. A woman can sometimes replace masturbation. But, of course, this requires a lot of imagination.
Karl Kraus
22. Husbands are usually good in bed when they cheat on their wives.
Marilyn Monroe
23. Like any man, I carry an instrument of violence with me.
Andrzej Kern
24. Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks sell three times more than books about sex.
L.M. Boyd
25. If sex is such a natural occupation, why are there so many benefits on sex?
Betty Midler
26. The sheep is glad to the ram, the heifer enjoys the bull; for a flat-nosed goat, an unclean goat is sweet.
Ovid
27. In the kissing of two women, there is something of a boxing handshake.
Henry Louis Mencken
28. I want Larisa Ivanovna!
Mimino
29. Chastity is the most unnatural of all sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
30. If you don't have a woman, then someone has two of them.
Arkady Davidovich
31. One careless move and you are a father.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky
32. If the Lord God did not want a person to masturbate, he would make his arms shorter.
George Carlin
33. Good girls welcome in heaven, bad girls anywhere.
Slogan of the World Congress of Prostitutes
34. All the same, I am sorry that I am not a man, otherwise I would have been hanging around ten times more.
Nadezhda Krupskaya
35. Why are men so serious? They have this cool long thing that goes up and down when it wants to. If I were a man, I would constantly laugh at myself.
Yoko Ono
36. Women used to breastfeed babies, now they are film producers.
Jean Cocteau
37. Girl some experience to kiss like a beginner.
Joan Rivers
38. The only thing I've learned while doing porn is to do a blow job so that lipstick doesn't smudge.
Tracy Elizabeth Lords
39. Whatever heights you reach the latest technology, the most effective, simple and pleasant method of human reproduction will always be the poke method.
Stas Yankovsky
40. The Bible contains 6 warnings addressed to homosexuals, and 362 warnings to heterosexuals. This does not mean that God does not love heterosexuals. It's just that these people need to be better looked after.
Henry Miller
41. I have three erogenous zones- my children, men and human rights.
Maria Arbatova
42. Nothing has power over love, except impotence.
Samuel Butler
43. In my circle, sleeping with a woman is not enough reason to be introduced to her.
Virginia McCloud
44. Are naked women smart too?
Stanislav Jerzy Lec
45. Emptiness sucks in. This is why a man is attracted to a woman.
Natalie Clifford Barney
46. In the entertainment industry, the best idea was to divide people into two genders.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
47. The government is not a body where, as many people think, it is possible only with language.
Viktor Chernomyrdin